That Went 0-60 Real Quick

Kinja'd!!! "TheJWT" (thejwt)
08/09/2016 at 12:19 • Filed to: None

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Stay classy, shitheads of Instagram


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheJWT
08/09/2016 at 12:22

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Wait. That’s a car post. I’m very confused.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/09/2016 at 12:23

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Right? They must have very strong opinions on the new Focus RS


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > TheJWT
08/09/2016 at 12:24

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Sounds like a party


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > TheJWT
08/09/2016 at 12:25

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whoa whoa wait one second!......

how can you F someone while getting blown?

.... unless he has 2... oh lawd!


Kinja'd!!! Berang > TheJWT
08/09/2016 at 12:26

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tdd110524 either has two penises or doesn’t know how sex works.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheJWT
08/09/2016 at 12:26

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If one takes the English active verb “to fuck” as one with a subject and object, there’s some impossible anatomy going on here implied by “while”. Unless he has more than one dick, say, one on his elbow. Or his nipples are tiny penii. Yeah, that’s the ticket.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > EL_ULY
08/09/2016 at 12:27

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Mouth-f’d.

He blew he while getting blown by her


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheJWT
08/09/2016 at 12:28

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I mean. I know it’s a hatchback but calm down a little.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > yamahog
08/09/2016 at 12:28

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Now I get it... They’re demonstrating how much space there is inside the Focus


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Berang
08/09/2016 at 12:33

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Or doesn’t know how the classical English use of the verb works. Or all of the above.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > EL_ULY
08/09/2016 at 12:34

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A2M or the equivalent?


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Berang
08/09/2016 at 12:44

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Or owns some strap ons, or [graphic description redacted]

~*imagination!*~


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/09/2016 at 12:49

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Can’t stop. Won’t stop.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > yamahog
08/09/2016 at 12:56

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Ah GODDAMNIT WHERE’S MY MIND BLEACH


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > TheJWT
08/09/2016 at 12:57

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That went off the damn rails almost immediately